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From the home office in beautiful Tampa, Florida, I bring you:

 

Top Ten Reasons Why You Should Purchase ReVamped,

The Latest Novel by My Wife, Lucienne Diver:

 

10)      It’s just the right size to level out the coffee table that your Mom has been nagging your Dad to fix for the last 6 months;

 

9)         Kids who read about vampires make Bill O’Reilly cry;

 

8)         You spent all those years learning how to read, you might as well do something with the skill, right?

 

7)         It uses many of the same words as the Bible (without all the “Thou”s and “begat”s), so you just know it has to be good;

 

6)         It can be easily hidden behind a textbook, thus making 4th Period History class a lot more bearable;

 

5)         Lucienne tells me that if this book sells well, I might be mentioned by name in the acknowledgements of the next book (no promises, though);

 

4)         Every copy sold takes me one step closer to my dream of being a kept man;

 

3)         It makes a great Halloween giveaway (as Gina will tell you, candy is sooo last year);

 

2)         Vampire chicks rock!

 

And, the Number One reason why you should purchase ReVamped is . . .

1)         Her vampires don’t sparkle.





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( 16 comments — Leave a comment )
madkestrel
Sep. 1st, 2010 02:08 pm (UTC)
Every copy sold takes me one step closer to my dream of being a kept man

That's the same thing MY husband says whenever I have a book signing. *laughs*
(Anonymous)
Sep. 1st, 2010 02:21 pm (UTC)
We all know Pete is a trophy husband.
varkat
Sep. 1st, 2010 04:12 pm (UTC)
Yes, but not just a pretty face!
ext_210861
Sep. 1st, 2010 02:27 pm (UTC)
Mine keeps asking when I'll sell the movie rights so we can make some money.

Terry
Terry
Terry's Place (http://terryodell.blogspot.com)
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ex_fashioni
Sep. 1st, 2010 02:32 pm (UTC)
Nos. 9 and 1 made me snort coffee up my nose.

Tell you husband it BURRRRRRRNS. *g*

Congrats!
varkat
Sep. 3rd, 2010 12:42 am (UTC)
I've learned to put my drink down every time he opens his mouth . It's served me well over the years!
ext_244226
Sep. 1st, 2010 03:15 pm (UTC)
Great reasons!
And one not mentioned...to support someone in Florida!

However, I adore this list, especially #1. Thank you for not having your vamps sparkle!
j_cheney
Sep. 1st, 2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
#4 is pretty important...
martharamirez
Sep. 1st, 2010 05:45 pm (UTC)
OMG I loved this!! Tell Hubby he is awesome!

#5 was so cute. Loved them all:)
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edgyauthor
Sep. 1st, 2010 07:34 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA. Great reasons! (Not that I needed any more convincing to check out REVAMPED!)
mbmiller
Sep. 1st, 2010 10:43 pm (UTC)
Cute! And bedazzled it way better than sparkley.
safewrite
Sep. 1st, 2010 10:50 pm (UTC)
4) Every copy sold takes me one step closer to my dream of being a kept man;
*laughs*
lexcade
Sep. 2nd, 2010 02:14 am (UTC)
although numbers 2 and 1 are enough, i think number 9 is my favorite. i'd do pretty much anything to make bill o'reilly cry.

can't wait to pick it up, ms diver!
ext_253556
Sep. 17th, 2010 12:58 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad I saw the interview on bitten by Books. I love your husband's lists. I don't usually read YA books, but yours are definitely going on my TBB list.
call_me_chiharu
Oct. 12th, 2010 06:19 pm (UTC)
Ha ha, love it.
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